*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
jalexinwonderland: crywonk: averytare: man girls are gorgeous alright this could mean one of two things
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet
spookythunder: I embarrass myself infront of myself
egberts: nicolasiscaged: what do #1 pencils look like
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: lokisbluebox: wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic: jamjalex: do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH Twenty six isn’t that much either. i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart…… only people from this...
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
lets take a moment to appreciate bass players
tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
usb-dongle: it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester